Roll Up the Rim to Lose

I read the cup….it says 1 in 9 are winners….it must be wrong. I win every single time. Oh wait; ‘please play again’ means you lose….ok I better re-check my math. Lets see, I don’t drink coffee since it’s gross and if you know me, I don’t need caffeine. So for me it is all about the Steeped tea, Large, two milk, four sugar. That’s right FOUR SUGAR! I am awfully sweet and so is my tea. If I put the stir stick in and it doesn’t stand on its own then I need more sugar. I tried to have less but it doesn’t work. For me tea without an unhealthy amount of sugar is like a day without sunshine….mmmm sweet sunshine. I digress.

Now I have had, since the contest started, roughly 70 large tea’s and I have won 2 large coffees. So I guess that would be 1 in 35. Most of the people I talk with are in a similar boat. Where are all the winners? I’m not greedy. I don’t need the RAV4 or the ‘tworunner’ as I call it. (y’know, like the forerunner but wimpier). But I could use a BBQ or some cash, or even a 50” plasma so I can watch my Canucks lose there way to better golf scores.

I would like you to post after you read this, what your odds are? Lets see if maybe someone is worse off than me? Or maybe some lucky b*&#@ out there is winning like 1 out of every 2. I mean I would happily give up half a RAV4 in a nasty legal dispute at this point I am so desperate to win.

Maybe that Toronto Tim Horton’s Fire was just a guy that had enough with losing. Ouch I know I can’t believe I went there either but it’s too late I already typed it and I don’t know how to work the ‘Backspace’ key. Now if you’ll excuse me I gotta go. I am Jonesing for some tea to go with my sugar. Until next time remember, No Payne No Gain.