Bonehead of the Week #3 - Soccer Players

Now before you hang me for insulting 'the World's Greatest Game' I don't actually mean all soccer players, I mean certain ones in particular. Let me explain.

Fans of football, as it's called everywhere but in North America, like to talk about the speed, the footwork, the sheer athleticism and grace these players possess. Not to mention the power and technique of some of their kicks. 'Bending it like Beckham' is not as easy as you may think, especially when you consider how hard it is to aim when a guy is all over you. As a person that played soccer growing up and some as an adult I must say that I love the game, even if it is a little boring to watch on TV sometimes.

I am naming some soccer players as my Bonehead of the Week for one reason only.

DIVING

I have never in my life seen so much overacting, with the exception of most Gary Busey movies. Every little tap or bump and these guys go down like they were sniped by Lee Harvey Oswald. The hands go to the legs, the mouth drops wide open, the rolling from side to side begins and then the medics carry them off on a stretcher while the player looks to the ref to make a call. It's disgusting and the worst part is that once a call is made these guys appear to miraculously recover. It would be one thing if it happened once or twice in a game, but it happens dozens of times and really detracts from the game.

For being better divers than Greg Louganis, and acting worthy of an Oscar, I award my Bonehead of the Week title to Soccer Players.

Stay tuned this week for more on the UFC, NHL Playoffs the World Cup and all sorts of stuff. Until next time remember, no Payne no gain.