I Wanna be Dave Navarro

Who is Dave Navarro you ask? Dave Navarro is the host of the reality series "Rockstar" Which gave us a lead singer for the band INXS last year, and this year is searching for a frontman (or woman) to lead the supergroup Supernova. The band is made up of former Metallica bassist Jason Newsted, one time Guns 'n Roses guitarist Gilby Clarke and legendary Motley Crue drummer, (and amateur porn star) Tommy Lee.

The contest pits 16 contestants singing every week with the public voting on their fave's. The bottom three get a chance to impress with a last chance song and then Supernova decides who goes home.

Dave Navarro, who played for Jane's Addiction and the Red Hot Chili Peppers is the host and the more I watch him the cooler he gets. He's hard to miss with his trademark facial hair, tattoos and pointy eyebrows. I knew of him before but it wasn't until watching Rockstar INXS that I realized how cool he is.

The guy wears the craziest stuff but it doesn't matter, socks on his arms, a woman's blouse, vest with no shirt, I mean the guy could wear Seinfeld's puffy shirt and he would make it cool. I want to be Dave Navarro. My wife would love it if I was Dave Navarro, I know this because she told me last night while we were watching Rockstar. Of course if there is ever a show hosted by Angelina Jolie, I might have something to say to her ha ha!

Seriously, you know your cool when you leave a band like the Red Hot Chili Peppers because you they aren't cool enough! (Ok that wasn't why but it sounded better). Another indicator that you are cooler than absolute zero is when you dump Carmen Electra. How cool is that? There are even rumours that he is hitting on one of the cast of the show to which I say; Good. They should be honoured.

Now I'm not saying I love him in the 'Brokeback' sense of the word, but the guy is cool. Check him out twice a week on Global. You won't be sorry. If you'll excuse me though I have to go squeeze in a guitar lesson before my tattoo appointment. Now if only I could grow facial hair...

Until next time remember, no Payne no gain!